It turned out that the "tree" in question was 9 inches long, and that the year-old American really enjoyed planting it. I could feel inches of him pushing down my throat and then sliding back out. It was a huge turn on, and got me really excited to have sex. This was a pivotal moment for Alicia. After having sex with her first well-endowed hook-up, she realized that she wanted to experience it again and again. This preference can involve oral, vaginal, and anal sex; both men and women might describe themselves as size queens.

Well I, as a woman, want to state something controversial: My husband has a very large penis and I love it! He knew he was quite big, but that was it. Most men have no reason to worry about the size of their penis — the distribution of penis sizes is surprisingly small — and most women enjoy the girth of a penis rather than the length anyway. But most important it is what they do with their penis, along with other sex play that matters — a large penis used badly will not pleasure a woman. But forget the nonsense of 10 inch penises mentioned in porn films, they barely exist — if they exist at all. The purpose of writing this is not to brag, rather to say you can have fun with any penis. Despite what some so-called experts will tell you, you can have fun with a big penis.

What makes an exceptionally good dick? To find out, I asked 20 women to share their preferences for the perfect penis. Some foreskin appears a bit saggy and sad. Girth is more important than length — about the thickness of a deodorant can. Taking a really big cock can make things a little slower, so I tend to prefer ones that are slightly shorter and more versatile.

After every sexual escapade my friends and I enjoyed in college, we'd ask each other one very big, important question: "Was he packing the heat? It's almost comical to think having a big penis equates to good sex, because, honestly -- and this is something I wish I could scream at my early something self -- that's just total bullshit. Because those are still great. But it does mean how you use it will almost always trump size. And sometimes too big can be, well, a problem.